In the early 2000s, a group of hedge fund Tories, thanks to some deregulation by the chancellor at the time, came up with a plan to grab everything Britain had.
Fast forward to 2008, and the economy took a nosedive. There was this chap named Rishi who was hanging around back then.
Now, Rishi’s a fortunate bloke, born with a silver spoon, hitched to a well-off family, and the freedom to pop over to sunny California.
Next, they found a gullible fellow called Farage to lead the nationalists, bigots, and folks who didn’t quite grasp things. They got this bunch all riled up and told them to go after everything.
And then, there was another misguided fellow named Boris Johnson. His special talent? Spinning yarns, and boy, did he spin them! He stretched the truth past its breaking point and somehow managed to keep his noggin.
After that, they shuffled through leaders, wrecked the economy, and basically just sat on their bums while important folks did the real work. All they wanted was a pat on the back.
Perhaps we should redefine “asking for gratitude” as “asking to be locked up for party-wide criminal negligence.”
Why criminal? Well, because their deliberate neglect of schools, hospitals, and the legal system is putting kids and vulnerable folks at risk, all to ensure they’ve got enough cash to hand over to their donors.
You should really cast an eye over Rishi and Infosys. Who knows what delicious tidbits you might uncover?
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