Ever tried to bake a cake with politics?

Ever tried mucking about with politics and cake-making?

Politicians, bless their souls, only really need to know politics. When they start ignoring the experts and blathering on like they’re master bakers, it’s like trying to whip up a Victoria sponge with words.

Democracy, you see, is all about keeping power in check. It’s not flawless, but it can do the job when you’ve got faith in it.

Believe me, democracy is a valid concept that can bring heaps of good stuff to the folks.

Now, as for theocracy, autocracy, kleptocracy, and the rest of the bunch, they all focus power real sharp and point it right at their own peeps.

Democracy, on the other hand, well, it’s like putting a dull edge on the blade of leadership.

So, my dear politicians, stick to your democracy, and don’t go meddling in things you know “bugger all” about. And for heaven’s sake, listen to the experts for once!

By the way, who’s in charge of teaching those posh-nosed chaps in private schools, anyhow?