Unmasking Tory Intrigues

Jacob Rees-Mogg was a bit of an odd character, you know. When he first showed up, he was all about putting on airs and acting fancy, but truth be told, he was just a good laugh.

Then, thanks to that vote in 2016, he suddenly became important. Yeah, the second biggest tory joke since the early 2000s, Rees-Mogg, who looked like he’d stepped right out of a spooky old Victorian story as a haunted pencil, started making all these rules.

Most of Britain let it slide without much fuss from the media. But then again, he’s a tory, and these days, the media doesn’t exactly make a big fuss about the not-so-nice things tories do. They call it “freedom of the press,” but really, it’s just them looking out for their own, without anyone keeping an eye on them.

Now, why on earth do those tory loyalists stand by them? Is it some ancient tribe thing? When did this whole tory loyalty begin? And more importantly, why do we just put up with them? Maybe it’s high time we stopped putting up with those hateful folks, you know? Is this British politeness, or just turning a blind eye? Tell you what, ask an asylum seeker what they think about British politeness when they’re being told to “Farage off back to France.”

Us Brits, we really ought to take a good, long look at ourselves from the world’s point of view. Maybe then we’d realize just how deluded we look to everyone, WE AIN’T THE BIG I AM ANYMORE, wake up Britain, and rebuild.