Fancy Royals, Dodgy Deals

The posh Royals, they’re like the top dogs in the UK? They sure know how to put on a show, what with all the narcissists and racists in their midst. But seriously, who doesn’t have some of those in their own bunch?

We all got those types in our lives, you know what I mean? But do they get their cash from the taxpayers? And if they mess up legally, do they end up in a proper court like the rest of us?

Ain’t it messed up that there’s this whole fancy legal system in the UK where the rich and powerful get treated different? Is that a thing where you’re from too?

It’s like rich folks just skate by without any legal bother just ’cause they’re loaded. I ain’t trying to nick their hard-earned dosh, I get it, they worked for it. But using it to dodge the law? That’s a real flaw in the system. They give us legal aid, the ordinary folks, but then they’ll blame the lefty lawyers when we win.

We gotta tread careful and find a better way, or maybe we just let them posh Tory types do what they want. Blue-kip all the way down to the bottom and following through like a curry and chips.