Monkey King’s Modern Adventures

What if our old Monkey King was still kickin’ about, eh? What would he reckon?

He might have a moan about those daft pigs, swiggin’ pints without a doubt.

Them demons causin’ chaos, scaring folks all over the land, he’d probably think it’s high time to lend a hand.

Summon his old cloudy ride, shoot up to the sky, sort out those rascals, make ’em say goodbye. Take on them gods, not get squashed by Buddha’s fling, and set things right, let the demon rulers feel the sting.

Then he’d trot back to his cozy little place, make a brew, have a rest, in his own peaceful space. When there’s no one around, he’d take a nap so sound.