What are you doing this evening?
Oh, you’re familiar with the routine, aren’t you? Every night, I’m just casually scheming to take over the entire world. Nothing too fancy, just your usual evening pastime. I even subscribe to ‘Villainy Digest’ to keep up with the latest wicked trends. Hang around, and I might even spill the beans on my super-secret weapon: a rubber glove! World domination, we’re on our way!
A Fool's Handbook 