UK Needs Written Constitution

Britain could do with a written constitution, no doubt about it. The honour system has taken a real beating thanks to those ERG Tory Brexiteers. We should probably make a bunch of their shenanigans illegal.

Can we really trust any politician, from any party, to get away with even a fraction of the nonsense the ERG Tory Brexiteers pulled? I mean, seriously.

What have they been up to, you ask? Well, just check out your bills, mate. Those skyrocketing prices – don’t blame inflation, it’s more about the government not taking responsibility.

But hey, here’s a ray of sunshine – we can kick these government folks out. You can vote for the second biggest party or not vote at all, but I’d suggest you do vote.

The Tories need to go, no matter what they promise. Right now, they’re the offspring of Boris Johnson’s fibbing and Brexiteer madness. They can’t even tell the truth without getting themselves in trouble – that’s how corrupt they’ve become.

Someone needs to hold all the Tories from 2019 onwards accountable for their actions. The rest can shape up or ship out, and we’ll give ’em a stern talking-to.

Time’s ticking, and Rishi Sunak should find a less disastrous time for an election. Missed that boat when Liz Truss took over.

We’re overdue for an election because the government’s lost all credibility.

Apologies, regrets, a bit of compassion – that’s what decent folks do. But all we get is, “Everything’s fine,” and when it’s not, it’s Labour’s fault.

But hang on, Labour hasn’t been in power since 2010 – that’s 13 years ago! That excuse only works on those without a shred of critical thinking. If you’ve stuck with me this far, you’re not one of ’em.

The Tories ran out of excuses after COVID. Sure, they gave us vaccines, but then they threw parties, misused our tax money, and lied through their teeth.

Remember when Boris used to be a jolly good laugh? Then he said, “Let the bodies pile high,” and started sounding like an extreme right-winger.

Liz made sense to some old white chaps, but all they got was disappointment.

As for Rishi, well, “NoAction” man – that’s Johnson’s jab at Starmer, now thrown back at idealistic Sunak.

What’s he up to? He’s a wealthy bloke running the country into the ground.

Well done, Tories, you’ve finally shattered British exceptionalism with Rishi at the helm. The left couldn’t have done a better job in a million years. You and your lot are now part of history.

Let me bring this back to me for a sec. What do I see? Britain needs to drop the rose-tinted glasses about the past. Trust me, it was darker than you imagine, and the right had a big hand in it.

I’m not the expert to dive into these details, but I do know some messed-up stuff went down, and people who looked like me were behind it.

And just for the record, even if I never meant harm, my privilege has skewed my view unconsciously. Sorry about that.