What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received?
Back in my teenage years, me and my mates used to stroll around our town centre, just casually looking at stuff in shop windows. There was this one time, as I was leaving Dixons, out of the blue, this elderly lady pops up. She gives me a look, kind of waves her hand around my face, and drops this gem: “You won’t be finding a wife looking like that.” Classic 1980s?
Well, let me tell you, I’ve never paid heed to her advice. I’ve always been me, and I couldn’t give a toss about what anyone else thinks.
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