Tufton Tories, cry or laugh?

Well, sometimes you just have to shed a tear, or you’ll end up laughing your head off, don’t ya?

So, when does that old saying “you’ve gotta laugh, or you’d cry” go a bit too far? When does the laughter stop, and you’re left feeling all miserable?

When your family gets caught up in the dodgy dealings of some rich folks with some questionable ideas, what’s the right thing to do?

Can you believe they spun a load of stories to your nan, who sadly passed away from COVID in her care home, just so she’d vote for some economic stuff that didn’t help anyone? She’d probably still be here if the NHS had more support and they listened to the experts.

Now, these Tufton Tories, they seem to take all their advice from these free-market think tanks. Tory MPs land fancy jobs with big bonuses, even if they ain’t all that great at their jobs.

Is it alright to have a little chuckle at this clear nonsense and corruption? When you’re debating whether to heat up your beans because the energy bill’s through the roof, do you give yourself a little grin? Maybe poke fun at yourself for being a bit broke and maybe too trusting of our leaders?

These Tufton Tories, they’re dead set on privatizing everything, cutting taxes, and scrapping public services. It’s a bit bonkers, really.

First of all, you don’t cut funding for the army if you’re planning some big free-market takeover. You might need those troops to keep the regular folks in line. You’re not King John, after all.

So, spread the word, mate. If you reckon this is all some kind of dodgy plan, have a natter about it and see if it makes you chuckle. If you think it’s the real deal, well, use your vote.

Oh, and just so you know, the Tufton Tories are still keen on Brexit, in case you hadn’t noticed.