Birds: Real or Not?

You know, it’s a funny thing, this whole “birds aren’t real” idea. I mean, if they’re not real, what exactly is that chirping in the morning, right outside my window? It’s like a proper mystery, that is.

And when you see one of those little fellas darting past you in the park, you can’t help but wonder, what’s the deal with that? Are they just holograms or something?

And what about that stuff they leave behind on the side of my house? I mean, I’ve cleaned enough of it to start questioning the reality of it all.

And those cheeky birds pecking at my lawn, looking for worms – what are they, then? Some kind of cosmic prank?

Sometimes, I swear, one of them stares right through the window at me, like it’s trying to tell me something. But then again, maybe it’s just my overactive imagination.

I mean, come on, the idea that birds aren’t real, that they’ve been replaced by retro alien tech or are some kind of future holographic projection to keep us calm – it’s all a bit out there, isn’t it? Almost as wild as some of those conspiracy theories you hear about.

But hey, let’s not get too carried away. Birds, they’re as real as anything else we believe in, despite what some folks might say. So maybe it’s not about believing in birds, but believing in the evidence right in front of us.