Flibbertigibbet squealed loud Gibbetiflib,
Please Lollygag down Gaglolly,
You Nincompoop, you Poopnincom!
Poppycock shouted Cockypop,
Canoodling behind Doodlecan,
Malarkey in the Larkeymall!
Always Bamboozle Boozlebam,
What’s the Brouhaha, Hahabrou,
Do Flummox my Moxflum!
Gobbledygook retorted Gookygob.
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