Celestial Logophiles in the Enigmatic Epoch

An eerie park wooded area is blathered in alien light, humanity's shadow haunts it's history

Writers craft the story,Their initial narrative veils the origin's glory.Be it vivid dreams of distant scenes,Or something near and gory.Their reality intertwines with others' prose,Their dreams shape your reality.My dream, tranquil and serene,Excitement sparked by what's truly profound.The distant ray forever stays,Like savings, ceaselessly growing.The riches of the mind are always discoveredIn the kindness from … Continue reading Celestial Logophiles in the Enigmatic Epoch →

News Of The World, again

Seems a bit daft, doesn't it? Britain having once had an empire, but struggling to put up a decent school these days?I suppose I'm a bit sorry for not being more vocal when our country had its bouts of racism. My forebears couldn't really do much back then; they didn't have the vote and didn't … Continue reading News Of The World, again →

Rachel Johnson’s Hair

Image of Boris Johnson Waxwork having gone on a killing spree for the head of his waxwork sister

I fancied having a chinwag about Rachel Johnson, you know, the sister of Boris Johnson, our former PM (let's not forget why he got the boot).But to be perfectly honest, I got dreadfully bored and couldn't be arsed.That's the thing about this lot, they really get on my nerves. I'm absolutely gobsmacked by what her … Continue reading Rachel Johnson’s Hair →

I spied a sausage

A fabric sofa covered in garish cushions that are designed to lift up various body parts for sexy sexy times

I've only gone and spotted a banger wedged in someone else's sofa, you know! Bit of a pickle, really.Now, I'm thinking, should I cautiously maneuver the sofa cushions to liberate the sausage? But hey, it ain't my sofa!Blimey, what's gotten into me? Maybe I should've just left well enough alone, you know, respected my mate's … Continue reading I spied a sausage →

Learn, Don’t Carry

A man in a long coat and big floppy hat stands in a desert waving around his roller blind

In days of old, now a faint memory, I once found myself tangled up in quite the pickle involving a hefty weapon. The world, it seemed, conspired against my freedom, as though time itself had spun a web of danger. Yet, with some quick thinking and a touch of luck, I managed to dodge capture, … Continue reading Learn, Don’t Carry →

Truss and Tufton Madness

A manipulated image of Liz Truss looking absolutely fucking mental

Trigger Warning: May inflame people suffering from gammon. Across the pond, they've got Trump; over here in the UK, it seems we might be dealing with Truss. It's a bit bonkers, really. Liz Truss seems to have her eyes on the Tory leadership again.This rather misguided character, Truss, embodies a complete lack of self-awareness. Perhaps … Continue reading Truss and Tufton Madness →

British Bloodlines Unraveled

Porta cabin on fire due to Tory negligence which I made up just a moment ago... post-truth truth baby

A wee fraction of my forebears, strictly along the paternal line, hailed from the continent of Europe.Yet the rest of my lineage is overwhelmingly British and Irish, one might say.And do I concern myself with this? Not much, for it has not bestowed upon me riches or contentment. I still meander through life, seeking some … Continue reading British Bloodlines Unraveled →

British European vs Tory Party

A man on a bicycle ride away on a European road with a floating corrupted union flag haunting him forever

I've blurted it out, finally! No worries about getting thrown in the slammer for saying it.Right now, I'm feeling prouder to be a British European than a little Englishman.Forget about politics; it's just a fact that I was born on the European continent.I can't fathom why some of the daftest folks around think that Britain … Continue reading British European vs Tory Party →

Just Stop…

A creepy looking magician man is pulling the blonde mask from a woman with dark hair's face, probably a sexual abuser

Oil, a precious substance, holding ancient carbon from Earth's distant past. A past that knew hotter and drier times.Weather used to be unpredictable, making farming a real challenge.Food would become scarce, leaving us with what?Brexit Britain seems to be on a hunger strike because a few wealthy troublemakers wanted chaos. Farage, Johnson, Mogg, Truss, Raab, … Continue reading Just Stop… →

Minor Miracle Kid’s Journey

Illustration of an Australian man with a big tool, he looks like he knows where to stick it

Ages ago, there was this couple desperate for a kid. They tried everything in the book, even had a little help from the doc, and voila, a boy arrived.This lad was something special, well, at least in his folks' eyes. Then along came a sister and a brother, no medical interventions needed.The first one, he … Continue reading Minor Miracle Kid’s Journey →