The posh Royals, they're like the top dogs in the UK? They sure know how to put on a show, what with all the narcissists and racists in their midst. But seriously, who doesn't have some of those in their own bunch?We all got those types in our lives, you know what I mean? But … Continue reading Fancy Royals, Dodgy Deals
What if our old Monkey King was still kickin' about, eh? What would he reckon?He might have a moan about those daft pigs, swiggin' pints without a doubt.Them demons causin' chaos, scaring folks all over the land, he'd probably think it's high time to lend a hand.Summon his old cloudy ride, shoot up to the … Continue reading Monkey King’s Modern Adventures
Just had a spin on Heart 80s.Hear those wolves howling? They're just trying to find their pack.The '80s, a time when it felt like the rich were always getting the upper hand, thanks to the government.First past the post, it's been that way since the King stirred up trouble with Parliament and came up short.Will … Continue reading Thatcher’s Legacy and ’80s
Jacob Rees-Mogg was a bit of an odd character, you know. When he first showed up, he was all about putting on airs and acting fancy, but truth be told, he was just a good laugh.Then, thanks to that vote in 2016, he suddenly became important. Yeah, the second biggest tory joke since the early … Continue reading Unmasking Tory Intrigues
My mate Fred, he's got loads of opinions, right? Gets his news from that Daily Mail, thinks it's the bee's knees for matching his views.He's a bit of a grump, high blood pressure, and hates a truckload of things.But when you get him chattin' deep, he's got these fears, proper scary stuff, like something out … Continue reading My Old Mate Fred
In the year 2004, a dear friend of mine chose to expose their true self on the internet. And by "expose," I mean they bared it all.Curiously, they remained unaware of my knowledge of their revelation, and the means by which I came to possess this knowledge are not worthy of discussion.It soon dawned on … Continue reading Unspoken Web of 2004
Well, ain't Britain turned into a bit of a laugh with all that Brexit business, thanks to those Tory folks waving their blue and red flags?Mind you, the left's been having a proper giggle at Tory Britain for ages. We've had some cracking satire, a bit of ribbing, and even some days of serious thinking. … Continue reading Brex-It or Wreck-It?
Back in the day, I used to hit up music festivals, quite a while back, really. They were wild, full of noise and chaos, and honestly, I didn't quite dig 'em.Stuff went up high, and I just wanted to chill. Even a storm couldn't change my mind; it seems people don't have much influence anymore.Doesn't … Continue reading Candid Reflections of an Aging Soul
In these few lines, I've started a little journey of self-discovery, just messing around with words. Each scribble you see is like a piece of my personality puzzle, showing off different sides of me. Whether I'm jotting stuff down or typing away in this digital age, I'm on a mission to figure out who I … Continue reading Exploration
Is there water up there on the moon?Exciting stuff, right? Imagine if there's a bunch of it!What would that mean for folks like us, eh?Could I set up shop on the moon?Would I really want to, though?Might have to if our lovely planet decides to throw a tantrum.Kudos to India for nailing that landing on … Continue reading Lovely, lovely, great big and booming!
A Fool's Handbook 