Author: Felix Wylde
When I let myself feel, I feel everything
Eleven months back, I had a ponder
Northern Ireland, they might fancy a union down south, let the folks have their say.Scots, they could follow suit, cozy up with Europe.But what's in store for England and Wales?How about we call it "The United Kingdoms of The Welsh and The Angles"? Then Cornwall says, "We want in too!" and asks for more power. … Continue reading Eleven months back, I had a ponder
GB News, quickly
I once heard of a news channel called G.B. News and I assumed it stood for Great British News. Alas, I was mistaken. It turned out that the G stood for gobshite and the B stood for bastard's. So there you have it. For the sake of legality, this is not fact it's my opinion, … Continue reading GB News, quickly
Ever tried to bake a cake with politics?
Ever tried mucking about with politics and cake-making? Politicians, bless their souls, only really need to know politics. When they start ignoring the experts and blathering on like they're master bakers, it's like trying to whip up a Victoria sponge with words.Democracy, you see, is all about keeping power in check. It's not flawless, but … Continue reading Ever tried to bake a cake with politics?
Elon Musk, what a nob*!
Thinking the whole world adored him, he sauntered into the realm of Twitter, eager to spill his musings.But soon, he discovered not everyone was a fan, feeling a bit bruised by the common folk. So, he concocted a cunning plan to secure victory.Splashing cash, he bought up Twitter, filling it with folks who echoed his … Continue reading Elon Musk, what a nob*!
Reality and Interpretations
If you fancy delving into the peculiar world of quantum theories, you'll find yourself needing a bit of maths and some good old-fashioned experiments, no two ways about it.Now, this realm isn't exactly a walk in the park, mind you. It's like trying to grasp smoke with your bare hands. But it's all hidden in … Continue reading Reality and Interpretations
Ideologically Tory
Well, those Tories, they've always had a knack for cozying up to the wealthier lot, no doubt. It's like they've got their own fancy corner in the Tory party.Now, let's be honest, they don't seem too concerned about folks who aren't exactly rolling in dough, do they? I mean, they're not jumping at the chance … Continue reading Ideologically Tory
Sympathy
I've got this mate, known 'em since forever. They're a quiet sort, bit on the spectrum, and not feeling too great.See, they've been wrestling with the blues, and it got even worse when they lost their partner of two decades to cancer. And here's the kicker, it all happened like a flash, and their partner … Continue reading Sympathy
Social Media Escape
How do you relax? When I fancy a bit of relaxation, I simply turn off all me social media and news, and pop on some good ol' tunes.It's pretty plain and simple, really. Ain't no one botherin' me, and I can just chill.Sure, there are other ways to unwind, but this ain't OnlyFans, mate.
Beyond Animal Instincts
Many folks reckon dodging taxes is a grand idea, and so do I, when it's me we're talking about.But I'm not swimming in riches, so I can't just skip out on taxes. It must be quite something to be wealthy and get away with that.I reckon I'd be a bit of a git if I … Continue reading Beyond Animal Instincts
A Fool's Handbook 