Y Chromosome Vanishing: Evolution’s Whimsy

In the grand tapestry of existence, the Y chromosome finds itself in a most peculiar predicament. Its once proud assembly of genes dwindles with each passing generation, leading us to a contemplation most intriguing: Could the epochs to come witness the utter absence of this minuscule herald of masculinity? Ah, but let us not rush … Continue reading Y Chromosome Vanishing: Evolution’s Whimsy →

Poor Prisons, Rich Tories

Shall I chat about prisons in the UK? Will that irk a bunch of folks?Alright then, let's dive in. UK prisons are currently crammed, far from safe, and running low on staff. Why, you ask? Well, it's all thanks to years of tightfisted funding. Can we spot a recurring theme in a government that's been … Continue reading Poor Prisons, Rich Tories →

Rich Folk Rumble

Some folks have told me that I've got a issue with trading with India, but they've missed the mark. It's not about Indian folks, or anyone with roots there. It's those well connected ones that ruffle my feathers, you know who I mean.I've been labeled a socialist by some, just 'cause I've got an issue … Continue reading Rich Folk Rumble →

Naming Mishaps Unveiled

My folks picked my name, hoping for a fox or a cat, but ended up with me.As for my family name, my great grandpa (or maybe it was his great grandpa) came up with it. The story goes he was trying to dodge something nasty, so he switched from Wild to Wylde. Dumb move though, … Continue reading Naming Mishaps Unveiled →

Breaking News: Teen Conscription Controversy

The elites latest notion for the young folk involves giving teenagers a place to hang out – perhaps some cool youth clubs and dances to keep them out of mischief. They should get to enjoy themselves responsibly, after all.But alas, the Tories have hatched a rather curious idea: an optional teenage national conscription. Now that's … Continue reading Breaking News: Teen Conscription Controversy →

Folly: Triumph Through Ruin

If one were to subscribe to the notion that triumph can only be secured through the ruination of a nation, then surely, my dear interlocutor, we find ourselves entangled in the grandest illusion ever conceived by a despot.

Morning Mojo Madness

Ah, the morning Red Bull frenzy – a symphony of instant energy seekers, each note struck with precision, as if orchestrating a masterful crescendo. The allure is undeniable: a swig of liquid vitality that transforms mere mortals into conquering heroes of the dawn, ready to take on dragons or perhaps just the morning traffic. Yet, … Continue reading Morning Mojo Madness →

Googled alien squirrels in hats, don’t ask…

Hold on tight, mate, 'cause this one's a proper corker: squirrels sportin' top hats. Yeah, I ain't pullin' your leg. It all starts way back in the 1800s when folks start seein' these tree-climbin' dandies.But wait, it gets even barmier. We ain't talkin' 'bout just one snazzy squirrel, oh no. Whole gangs of 'em were … Continue reading Googled alien squirrels in hats, don’t ask… →

Cracks of Power

One of the most venerable truisms opines that in shattering a stone, one must seek out its fault lines. Similarly, in the intricate realm of government coups, the discerning eye must skillfully identify the fault lines that render the structure susceptible to fracture. Just as a masterful sculptor exploits the natural vulnerabilities of marble to … Continue reading Cracks of Power →

False Advertising

Step right up and dive into the whirlwind world of Felix Wylde! 🌟 Unveil the jaw-dropping tales of battles that'd make your heart race, secret soirees that'd raise your eyebrows, and those lines etched on his face – each a roadmap of life's daring twists and triumphant turns. Brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride through … Continue reading False Advertising →