When you think of the word "successful," who's the first person that comes to mind and why? "Successful" is a bit of a fuzzy word in this title, it's quite a personal thing for most folks.I reckon the folks who reckon peace and happiness make for a successful life are the ones you don't hear … Continue reading Please shut the fkup
Author: Felix Wylde
When I let myself feel, I feel everything
What can I do with two quid?
How much would you pay to go to the moon? Two quid, fly me up there First Group Buses, thanks. But it won't, will it. I'm stuck on planet earth and will never be able to afford to go to the moon. Why would I want to? I'm scared enough on a high hill, not … Continue reading What can I do with two quid?
Hatred Runs
How deep-seated is this hatred? Or is it doing exactly what the title suggests...To me, someone with roots in East London, Ireland, and Norfolk, "the runs" implies having digestive issues.So perhaps it's like that: hatred has diarrhea. That's an interesting notion; maybe it will self-destruct.But that's not what I intended. When did humans start despising … Continue reading Hatred Runs
The Three Dewy Doorways
There be three cheeky little tunnels, one's all rosy and snug, another's earthy and snugger, and the last one, well, it's got quite the appetite for a nibble.
Neighborly Wave & Understanding
What makes a good neighbor? According to an Aussie soap opera, it's all about waving and getting what's going on, you know...If I waved at my neighbors, I'd cross my fingers they'd get that I'm in some serious bother. But what if they reckon I've gone bonkers? Some folks think that, you know.I've got no … Continue reading Neighborly Wave & Understanding
Unconventional Vibes
What’s something most people don’t know about you? You know, most folks ain't got a clue just how peculiar I can be, but every now and then, it kinda shows...I don some pretty non-standard undies, or let's say undies that might rile up the traditionalists a bit.I like to slap some messy, dark, rainbow hues … Continue reading Unconventional Vibes
Mmm Saucy
What have you been working on? I've been tinkering with this thing called "bumboles," a jolly good new bowling game, a bit like English lawn bowls, but with a dash of dogging thrown in for fun. What do you reckon, is it quirky enough for your fancy?
Too Short
What’s the biggest risk you’d like to take — but haven’t been able to? To live...
Some questions do ‘ave ’em
What major historical events do you remember? What's an historical event? I assume historic means whatever got preserved for future generations as the truth. A good method for those that follow a hellbound path would be to burn books... So I'm going to assume it means what got written down somewhere that lots of people … Continue reading Some questions do ‘ave ’em
Teenage sorcerer to robot dilemma
What alternative career paths have you considered or are interested in? I once considered becoming a sorcerer when I was a teenager. Nothing dark, just thought it might be quite cool to be an active wielder of arcane forces.But then I settled on just being a robot, it made sense. I found solace in the … Continue reading Teenage sorcerer to robot dilemma
A Fool's Handbook 