The legendary King Arthur presided over a mythical era of yore. His knights, while wielding swords, surprisingly upheld a code of honour, though it occasionally spiraled into violence.Arthur's council comprised a solitary elder versed in peculiar matters like white phosphorus and willow bark chewing. None of this had democratic input from the people of Albion, … Continue reading Norman’s King Arthur
They arrived with the sole intent to pilfer from the pilferers of the pilfered plunder that was once filched by other felons.The Tories, the Normans, the Saxons, the Vikings, and the Romans. They're indistinguishable, utterly indistinguishable. Why must those who proclaim their Celtic kinship be coerced to the very fringes?Might the imbeciles in power serve … Continue reading The Plunderers and the Powerless
You know, it's a funny thing, this whole "birds aren't real" idea. I mean, if they're not real, what exactly is that chirping in the morning, right outside my window? It's like a proper mystery, that is.And when you see one of those little fellas darting past you in the park, you can't help but … Continue reading Birds: Real or Not?
Our Prime Minister practices Hinduism, which is his personal choice and doesn't directly impact our secular government. However, it's worth considering what his perspective on karma might be.Karma is a concept observed by Hindus and Buddhists, with differences in how they view divine influence on the rules. When Prime Minister Sunak makes decisions that affect … Continue reading Religious Secular PM
My ears aren't like a voting booth; they're more like a one-person show.I'd rather not hear from folks who fear different cultures, dislike trans individuals, have issues with LGBTQ+ folks, are sexist, racist, or any other kind of -ist. I'm not interested in what keeps you up at night; let's not be overly sensitive.But if … Continue reading Freedom of Speech Reminder
They genuinely reckon that folks who can splash out on cigarettes can also manage private healthcare... and you know what, they might have a point.The IEA, well, they're leaning quite far to the right, some might say really far. It's basically a bunch of folks who think everything should be hands-off and left to its … Continue reading IEA, maybe nutters?
What brands do you associate with? I can think of one Brand I don't associate with, but that's not the question is it... Brands, what a peculiar concept! When did they first pop up, you reckon? Do I fancy delving into the history books to find out? Not really.Do I give a hoot? Am I … Continue reading Daft apeth
Well, sometimes you just have to shed a tear, or you'll end up laughing your head off, don't ya?So, when does that old saying "you've gotta laugh, or you'd cry" go a bit too far? When does the laughter stop, and you're left feeling all miserable?When your family gets caught up in the dodgy dealings … Continue reading Tufton Tories, cry or laugh?
What's the best piece of advice you've ever received? Back in my teenage years, me and my mates used to stroll around our town centre, just casually looking at stuff in shop windows. There was this one time, as I was leaving Dixons, out of the blue, this elderly lady pops up. She gives me … Continue reading Neh neh nah neh nehhh
I've got this mate, Tsamchö, who's a real character, you won't believe it. They're a bit of an introvert, not one to grab attention, but they've got their quirks. You see, Tsamchö's got this knack for spotting trouble before it hits. These days, they're all about dreaming of a colder world, one that covers more … Continue reading My friend Tsamchö
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