What brands do you associate with? I can think of one Brand I don't associate with, but that's not the question is it... Brands, what a peculiar concept! When did they first pop up, you reckon? Do I fancy delving into the history books to find out? Not really.Do I give a hoot? Am I … Continue reading Daft apeth
Category: Daily Nonsense
Neh neh nah neh nehhh
What's the best piece of advice you've ever received? Back in my teenage years, me and my mates used to stroll around our town centre, just casually looking at stuff in shop windows. There was this one time, as I was leaving Dixons, out of the blue, this elderly lady pops up. She gives me … Continue reading Neh neh nah neh nehhh
My friend Tsamchö
I've got this mate, Tsamchö, who's a real character, you won't believe it. They're a bit of an introvert, not one to grab attention, but they've got their quirks. You see, Tsamchö's got this knack for spotting trouble before it hits. These days, they're all about dreaming of a colder world, one that covers more … Continue reading My friend Tsamchö
Happiness
What things give you energy? You know what really gives me a boost? Seeing my kid light up with a big, genuine grin when he accomplishes something he's really proud of. It's like an instant energy shot for my heart.As for the other stuff that charges me up, well, let's just say it's a bit … Continue reading Happiness
UK Needs Written Constitution
Britain could do with a written constitution, no doubt about it. The honour system has taken a real beating thanks to those ERG Tory Brexiteers. We should probably make a bunch of their shenanigans illegal.Can we really trust any politician, from any party, to get away with even a fraction of the nonsense the ERG … Continue reading UK Needs Written Constitution
Cosmic String Flicking
What would your life be like without music? Life without music is merely existing, like a pebble on a beach. Slowly wearing away into dust and sand. When my mind can no longer feel the vibrations of music I will have turned to stone.
Key to stupid’s heart
Which topics would you like to be more informed about? I do wish I had a better grasp on the art of influencing large crowds. Perhaps I should consider a career as a newspaper editor?
Favorite feels dirty, favourite works better
What's your all-time favorite album? Selecting just a single album? Oh, blimey, that's a tough one, isn't it? A tad dreary if you've only got one, I reckon.Alright, the absolute top-notch album of all time has to be...Uh, you know, that one thingamajig by that bloke or lass at some point in history.
What a nob…
Do you see yourself as a leader? I'm not exactly leadership material, and I'm far from being the sharpest tool in the shed for this role. But then again, it doesn't seem like you need a PhD in wisdom for this gig. Maybe I should give it some thought, eh?
Pinky and the Brawn
What are you doing this evening? Oh, you're familiar with the routine, aren't you? Every night, I'm just casually scheming to take over the entire world. Nothing too fancy, just your usual evening pastime. I even subscribe to 'Villainy Digest' to keep up with the latest wicked trends. Hang around, and I might even spill … Continue reading Pinky and the Brawn
A Fool's Handbook 