Share a lesson you wish you had learned earlier in life. The one thing I've figured out, and I really wish I'd grasped this sooner, is that death is an absolute certainty, and you can never predict when it'll happen.
Category: Daily Nonsense
Rachel Johnson’s Hair
I fancied having a chinwag about Rachel Johnson, you know, the sister of Boris Johnson, our former PM (let's not forget why he got the boot).But to be perfectly honest, I got dreadfully bored and couldn't be arsed.That's the thing about this lot, they really get on my nerves. I'm absolutely gobsmacked by what her … Continue reading Rachel Johnson’s Hair
I spied a sausage
I've only gone and spotted a banger wedged in someone else's sofa, you know! Bit of a pickle, really.Now, I'm thinking, should I cautiously maneuver the sofa cushions to liberate the sausage? But hey, it ain't my sofa!Blimey, what's gotten into me? Maybe I should've just left well enough alone, you know, respected my mate's … Continue reading I spied a sausage
Learn, Don’t Carry
In days of old, now a faint memory, I once found myself tangled up in quite the pickle involving a hefty weapon. The world, it seemed, conspired against my freedom, as though time itself had spun a web of danger. Yet, with some quick thinking and a touch of luck, I managed to dodge capture, … Continue reading Learn, Don’t Carry
British European vs Tory Party
I've blurted it out, finally! No worries about getting thrown in the slammer for saying it.Right now, I'm feeling prouder to be a British European than a little Englishman.Forget about politics; it's just a fact that I was born on the European continent.I can't fathom why some of the daftest folks around think that Britain … Continue reading British European vs Tory Party
Minor Miracle Kid’s Journey
Ages ago, there was this couple desperate for a kid. They tried everything in the book, even had a little help from the doc, and voila, a boy arrived.This lad was something special, well, at least in his folks' eyes. Then along came a sister and a brother, no medical interventions needed.The first one, he … Continue reading Minor Miracle Kid’s Journey
My Old Mate Fred
My mate Fred, he's got loads of opinions, right? Gets his news from that Daily Mail, thinks it's the bee's knees for matching his views.He's a bit of a grump, high blood pressure, and hates a truckload of things.But when you get him chattin' deep, he's got these fears, proper scary stuff, like something out … Continue reading My Old Mate Fred
Candid Reflections of an Aging Soul
Back in the day, I used to hit up music festivals, quite a while back, really. They were wild, full of noise and chaos, and honestly, I didn't quite dig 'em.Stuff went up high, and I just wanted to chill. Even a storm couldn't change my mind; it seems people don't have much influence anymore.Doesn't … Continue reading Candid Reflections of an Aging Soul
Exploration
In these few lines, I've started a little journey of self-discovery, just messing around with words. Each scribble you see is like a piece of my personality puzzle, showing off different sides of me. Whether I'm jotting stuff down or typing away in this digital age, I'm on a mission to figure out who I … Continue reading Exploration
Lovely, lovely, great big and booming!
Is there water up there on the moon?Exciting stuff, right? Imagine if there's a bunch of it!What would that mean for folks like us, eh?Could I set up shop on the moon?Would I really want to, though?Might have to if our lovely planet decides to throw a tantrum.Kudos to India for nailing that landing on … Continue reading Lovely, lovely, great big and booming!
A Fool's Handbook 