Truss and Tufton Madness

A manipulated image of Liz Truss looking absolutely fucking mental

Trigger Warning: May inflame people suffering from gammon. Across the pond, they've got Trump; over here in the UK, it seems we might be dealing with Truss. It's a bit bonkers, really. Liz Truss seems to have her eyes on the Tory leadership again.This rather misguided character, Truss, embodies a complete lack of self-awareness. Perhaps … Continue reading Truss and Tufton Madness

British Bloodlines Unraveled

Porta cabin on fire due to Tory negligence which I made up just a moment ago... post-truth truth baby

A wee fraction of my forebears, strictly along the paternal line, hailed from the continent of Europe.Yet the rest of my lineage is overwhelmingly British and Irish, one might say.And do I concern myself with this? Not much, for it has not bestowed upon me riches or contentment. I still meander through life, seeking some … Continue reading British Bloodlines Unraveled

My Old Mate Fred

A black and white photo of some cunts

My mate Fred, he's got loads of opinions, right? Gets his news from that Daily Mail, thinks it's the bee's knees for matching his views.He's a bit of a grump, high blood pressure, and hates a truckload of things.But when you get him chattin' deep, he's got these fears, proper scary stuff, like something out … Continue reading My Old Mate Fred

Candid Reflections of an Aging Soul

Mellow CGI image of a golden droplet of wee wee hitting the side of a tasteful brown toilet bowl, close up

Back in the day, I used to hit up music festivals, quite a while back, really. They were wild, full of noise and chaos, and honestly, I didn't quite dig 'em.Stuff went up high, and I just wanted to chill. Even a storm couldn't change my mind; it seems people don't have much influence anymore.Doesn't … Continue reading Candid Reflections of an Aging Soul