Idyllic Nostalgia

A warrior queen wearing silver armour and rainbow coloured skirts commands an army of the different

Your life without a computer: what does it look like? It's hard to imagine, especially if you're using this medium to read these words. What was life like before computers?I'm old enough to recall a world before home computers and smartphones. I remember building dens in the woodlands safely.TV wasn't great back then, with just … Continue reading Idyllic Nostalgia

What’s better to admire than money?

A man sits with his back to us looking out over a desolate sea of rock. A mist blankets the jagged peaks. The sky is dark and sinister. Hanging from a divine light is the talking dead man, the mouth piece of this horrifying god.

I mean, why money? Money's just a symbol of power; it's not the power itself. We kinda rely on it, but we're still around even when we're broke.The weird thing about money worship is that it's not really about what you can buy; it's treated like some sort of deity.If money were a god, what … Continue reading What’s better to admire than money?

Tufton Tories, cry or laugh?

Lots of men with inferiority complexes pose in imperial garb while a socialist photographer is forced at gun point to snap them

Well, sometimes you just have to shed a tear, or you'll end up laughing your head off, don't ya?So, when does that old saying "you've gotta laugh, or you'd cry" go a bit too far? When does the laughter stop, and you're left feeling all miserable?When your family gets caught up in the dodgy dealings … Continue reading Tufton Tories, cry or laugh?

My Old Mate Fred

A black and white photo of some cunts

My mate Fred, he's got loads of opinions, right? Gets his news from that Daily Mail, thinks it's the bee's knees for matching his views.He's a bit of a grump, high blood pressure, and hates a truckload of things.But when you get him chattin' deep, he's got these fears, proper scary stuff, like something out … Continue reading My Old Mate Fred

Lost Memories, Broken Hearts

A photographic negative of a cunt

MENTAL HEALTH, DEPRESSION, GRIEF, TORIES This is a tale about a dear mate, won't spill the beans on their name or where they're from, 'cause this one's pretty personal. Let me just give you the lowdown without giving away any specifics.So, we're having a chinwag with LBC playing in the background. My pal had lost … Continue reading Lost Memories, Broken Hearts