Tufton Tories, cry or laugh?

Lots of men with inferiority complexes pose in imperial garb while a socialist photographer is forced at gun point to snap them

Well, sometimes you just have to shed a tear, or you'll end up laughing your head off, don't ya?So, when does that old saying "you've gotta laugh, or you'd cry" go a bit too far? When does the laughter stop, and you're left feeling all miserable?When your family gets caught up in the dodgy dealings … Continue reading Tufton Tories, cry or laugh?

Truss and Tufton Madness

A manipulated image of Liz Truss looking absolutely fucking mental

Trigger Warning: May inflame people suffering from gammon. Across the pond, they've got Trump; over here in the UK, it seems we might be dealing with Truss. It's a bit bonkers, really. Liz Truss seems to have her eyes on the Tory leadership again.This rather misguided character, Truss, embodies a complete lack of self-awareness. Perhaps … Continue reading Truss and Tufton Madness

British Bloodlines Unraveled

Porta cabin on fire due to Tory negligence which I made up just a moment ago... post-truth truth baby

A wee fraction of my forebears, strictly along the paternal line, hailed from the continent of Europe.Yet the rest of my lineage is overwhelmingly British and Irish, one might say.And do I concern myself with this? Not much, for it has not bestowed upon me riches or contentment. I still meander through life, seeking some … Continue reading British Bloodlines Unraveled

British European vs Tory Party

A man on a bicycle ride away on a European road with a floating corrupted union flag haunting him forever

I've blurted it out, finally! No worries about getting thrown in the slammer for saying it.Right now, I'm feeling prouder to be a British European than a little Englishman.Forget about politics; it's just a fact that I was born on the European continent.I can't fathom why some of the daftest folks around think that Britain … Continue reading British European vs Tory Party

Just Stop…

A creepy looking magician man is pulling the blonde mask from a woman with dark hair's face, probably a sexual abuser

Oil, a precious substance, holding ancient carbon from Earth's distant past. A past that knew hotter and drier times.Weather used to be unpredictable, making farming a real challenge.Food would become scarce, leaving us with what?Brexit Britain seems to be on a hunger strike because a few wealthy troublemakers wanted chaos. Farage, Johnson, Mogg, Truss, Raab, … Continue reading Just Stop…