Ever tried to bake a cake with politics?

A Victoria sponge cake decorated with a unicorn in the colours of the British flag

Ever tried mucking about with politics and cake-making? Politicians, bless their souls, only really need to know politics. When they start ignoring the experts and blathering on like they're master bakers, it's like trying to whip up a Victoria sponge with words.Democracy, you see, is all about keeping power in check. It's not flawless, but … Continue reading Ever tried to bake a cake with politics? →

School Roofs Crumble

I'm no spring chicken, as I've likely mentioned before. I find myself closer to the end than the beginning, not dramatically so, but steadily inching there. And when I ponder how my dear country is slowly deteriorating under the rule of those counterfeit politicians, it sends shivers down my spine about what lies ahead.Now, let's … Continue reading School Roofs Crumble →