Spell it in hearts on the wall

Sirens going off in my head, compassion is in it's sickbed?"Why destroy the economy for people who would die anyway"Boris Johnson witnessed to have said, he really didn't care if your kin ended up dead."Eat out to help out" said Chancellor Dr Death, Sunak's concentrated on defraud and theft.Prime Minister Sunlit up lands in shit, … Continue reading Spell it in hearts on the wall →

UK Needs Written Constitution

A photo of a disgusting looking fancy dessert with a tomato on top

Britain could do with a written constitution, no doubt about it. The honour system has taken a real beating thanks to those ERG Tory Brexiteers. We should probably make a bunch of their shenanigans illegal.Can we really trust any politician, from any party, to get away with even a fraction of the nonsense the ERG … Continue reading UK Needs Written Constitution →

Rachel Johnson’s Hair

Image of Boris Johnson Waxwork having gone on a killing spree for the head of his waxwork sister

I fancied having a chinwag about Rachel Johnson, you know, the sister of Boris Johnson, our former PM (let's not forget why he got the boot).But to be perfectly honest, I got dreadfully bored and couldn't be arsed.That's the thing about this lot, they really get on my nerves. I'm absolutely gobsmacked by what her … Continue reading Rachel Johnson’s Hair →

Truss and Tufton Madness

A manipulated image of Liz Truss looking absolutely fucking mental

Trigger Warning: May inflame people suffering from gammon. Across the pond, they've got Trump; over here in the UK, it seems we might be dealing with Truss. It's a bit bonkers, really. Liz Truss seems to have her eyes on the Tory leadership again.This rather misguided character, Truss, embodies a complete lack of self-awareness. Perhaps … Continue reading Truss and Tufton Madness →

Thatcher’s Legacy and ’80s

A donkey with a can of something balancing on it's ear and a cactus string puppet system

Just had a spin on Heart 80s.Hear those wolves howling? They're just trying to find their pack.The '80s, a time when it felt like the rich were always getting the upper hand, thanks to the government.First past the post, it's been that way since the King stirred up trouble with Parliament and came up short.Will … Continue reading Thatcher’s Legacy and ’80s →

Multibillion Pound Heist

In the early 2000s, a group of hedge fund Tories, thanks to some deregulation by the chancellor at the time, came up with a plan to grab everything Britain had.Fast forward to 2008, and the economy took a nosedive. There was this chap named Rishi who was hanging around back then.Now, Rishi's a fortunate bloke, … Continue reading Multibillion Pound Heist →