Gossip ya nuts off

Do lazy days make you feel rested or unproductive? On a day when I'm feeling rather lazy, it's usually because the world has left me feeling utterly drained.In my world, society isn't exactly the warmest place; it's where I seek refuge from all the pain and suffering.Endless chit-chat and pointless conversations only seem to fuel … Continue reading Gossip ya nuts off →

Norman’s King Arthur

A medieval style painting of a knight dressed in blue top and green knickers is either kissing or whispering to a king in a red cloak, maybe they're lovers?

The legendary King Arthur presided over a mythical era of yore. His knights, while wielding swords, surprisingly upheld a code of honour, though it occasionally spiraled into violence.Arthur's council comprised a solitary elder versed in peculiar matters like white phosphorus and willow bark chewing. None of this had democratic input from the people of Albion, … Continue reading Norman’s King Arthur →

Tufton Tories, cry or laugh?

Lots of men with inferiority complexes pose in imperial garb while a socialist photographer is forced at gun point to snap them

Well, sometimes you just have to shed a tear, or you'll end up laughing your head off, don't ya?So, when does that old saying "you've gotta laugh, or you'd cry" go a bit too far? When does the laughter stop, and you're left feeling all miserable?When your family gets caught up in the dodgy dealings … Continue reading Tufton Tories, cry or laugh? →

Thatcher’s Legacy and ’80s

A donkey with a can of something balancing on it's ear and a cactus string puppet system

Just had a spin on Heart 80s.Hear those wolves howling? They're just trying to find their pack.The '80s, a time when it felt like the rich were always getting the upper hand, thanks to the government.First past the post, it's been that way since the King stirred up trouble with Parliament and came up short.Will … Continue reading Thatcher’s Legacy and ’80s →

Ideologically Tory

Some old comic book image of some kind of cunt

Well, those Tories, they've always had a knack for cozying up to the wealthier lot, no doubt. It's like they've got their own fancy corner in the Tory party.Now, let's be honest, they don't seem too concerned about folks who aren't exactly rolling in dough, do they? I mean, they're not jumping at the chance … Continue reading Ideologically Tory →

Multibillion Pound Heist

In the early 2000s, a group of hedge fund Tories, thanks to some deregulation by the chancellor at the time, came up with a plan to grab everything Britain had.Fast forward to 2008, and the economy took a nosedive. There was this chap named Rishi who was hanging around back then.Now, Rishi's a fortunate bloke, … Continue reading Multibillion Pound Heist →

School Roofs Crumble

I'm no spring chicken, as I've likely mentioned before. I find myself closer to the end than the beginning, not dramatically so, but steadily inching there. And when I ponder how my dear country is slowly deteriorating under the rule of those counterfeit politicians, it sends shivers down my spine about what lies ahead.Now, let's … Continue reading School Roofs Crumble →