Crying out…

My joy's a bit muddled by sorrow, you see. Those tears of happiness well up when I witness the brave British rescue services pulling drowning asylum seekers to safety, all the while defying the reckless government's orders.It's wise to teach your child what a fool looks like.I'd like to declare this isn't a war, but … Continue reading Crying out… →

Unveiling My Blogging Journey Through Loneliness: A Search for True Connection

Many moons ago, I lost someone very dear to my heart. My friends and family, bless their souls, gradually drifted away, finding it increasingly challenging to connect with my words. Thus, I found myself alone with my son as my sole companion.As fate would have it, we soon found ourselves in lockdown, further isolating me … Continue reading Unveiling My Blogging Journey Through Loneliness: A Search for True Connection →

My mate Marmite

This wasn't quite an interview, more like a chat on a park bench with a chap I knew from way back when. Let's call him Mort Grafton, for that's his name. He resides in the woods and only ventures into civilization when his biscuit supply dwindles. In a charming and imaginative chat, I had the … Continue reading My mate Marmite →

Life’s Moments

I say, I'm a tad under the weather, got a wee cough and a bit of a tummy ache. But no need to fuss, right?The kids, well, they're off to schools that might not be the safest, rather rubbish, don't you think?What would you like to peruse? Life was jolly good back in the day, … Continue reading Life’s Moments →

Naming Mishaps Unveiled

My folks picked my name, hoping for a fox or a cat, but ended up with me.As for my family name, my great grandpa (or maybe it was his great grandpa) came up with it. The story goes he was trying to dodge something nasty, so he switched from Wild to Wylde. Dumb move though, … Continue reading Naming Mishaps Unveiled →

Morning Mojo Madness

Ah, the morning Red Bull frenzy – a symphony of instant energy seekers, each note struck with precision, as if orchestrating a masterful crescendo. The allure is undeniable: a swig of liquid vitality that transforms mere mortals into conquering heroes of the dawn, ready to take on dragons or perhaps just the morning traffic. Yet, … Continue reading Morning Mojo Madness →

Googled alien squirrels in hats, don’t ask…

Hold on tight, mate, 'cause this one's a proper corker: squirrels sportin' top hats. Yeah, I ain't pullin' your leg. It all starts way back in the 1800s when folks start seein' these tree-climbin' dandies.But wait, it gets even barmier. We ain't talkin' 'bout just one snazzy squirrel, oh no. Whole gangs of 'em were … Continue reading Googled alien squirrels in hats, don’t ask… →

Sparky Future Living

In the days ahead, I reckon the future city will be one where you can enjoy vast, open spaces stretching for miles with your closest pal. Imagine this: homes buzzing with electricity, and the best bit? No bills, just a bit of maintenance.The rich folks do their thing, living it up, all without stepping on … Continue reading Sparky Future Living →

Puppets, Possessions, Peculiarities

During my tender years, I was quite the connoisseur of the unusual and the extraordinary. My days were filled with the curious sight of goggly-eyed puppets, their movements oddly stilted and their expressions frozen in an eerie stillness. These marionettes, with their vacant gazes, seemed to dance to the tune of some otherworldly rhythm, enchanting … Continue reading Puppets, Possessions, Peculiarities →

Chaos Brewing Elegantly

You know, there's this rather peculiar time of day that I find quite appealing. It's when I can just kick back, maybe with a cup of something warm, and observe all the crazy nonsense that seems to be swirling around the world. It's like a daily dose of absurdity that I can't help but find … Continue reading Chaos Brewing Elegantly →