Norman’s King Arthur

A medieval style painting of a knight dressed in blue top and green knickers is either kissing or whispering to a king in a red cloak, maybe they're lovers?

The legendary King Arthur presided over a mythical era of yore. His knights, while wielding swords, surprisingly upheld a code of honour, though it occasionally spiraled into violence.Arthur's council comprised a solitary elder versed in peculiar matters like white phosphorus and willow bark chewing. None of this had democratic input from the people of Albion, … Continue reading Norman’s King Arthur

British European vs Tory Party

A man on a bicycle ride away on a European road with a floating corrupted union flag haunting him forever

I've blurted it out, finally! No worries about getting thrown in the slammer for saying it.Right now, I'm feeling prouder to be a British European than a little Englishman.Forget about politics; it's just a fact that I was born on the European continent.I can't fathom why some of the daftest folks around think that Britain … Continue reading British European vs Tory Party

Ever tried to bake a cake with politics?

A Victoria sponge cake decorated with a unicorn in the colours of the British flag

Ever tried mucking about with politics and cake-making? Politicians, bless their souls, only really need to know politics. When they start ignoring the experts and blathering on like they're master bakers, it's like trying to whip up a Victoria sponge with words.Democracy, you see, is all about keeping power in check. It's not flawless, but … Continue reading Ever tried to bake a cake with politics?