My friend Tsamchö

A photo of a leather lidded can of the Trinovantes recipe version of minomenchinhoic, the yeast spread from ancient Doggerland

I've got this mate, Tsamchö, who's a real character, you won't believe it. They're a bit of an introvert, not one to grab attention, but they've got their quirks. You see, Tsamchö's got this knack for spotting trouble before it hits. These days, they're all about dreaming of a colder world, one that covers more … Continue reading My friend Tsamchö →

I spied a sausage

A fabric sofa covered in garish cushions that are designed to lift up various body parts for sexy sexy times

I've only gone and spotted a banger wedged in someone else's sofa, you know! Bit of a pickle, really.Now, I'm thinking, should I cautiously maneuver the sofa cushions to liberate the sausage? But hey, it ain't my sofa!Blimey, what's gotten into me? Maybe I should've just left well enough alone, you know, respected my mate's … Continue reading I spied a sausage →