How do hedge funds really operate, you might wonder? Well, it's basically about investing in things that can cause a company to tank.Now, could a similar approach work on a struggling political party? Just a thought for anyone up for investigating. I think it might be possible to push them into financial ruin, but I'm … Continue reading Can I hedgefund against the Tories?
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Learn, Don’t Carry
In days of old, now a faint memory, I once found myself tangled up in quite the pickle involving a hefty weapon. The world, it seemed, conspired against my freedom, as though time itself had spun a web of danger. Yet, with some quick thinking and a touch of luck, I managed to dodge capture, … Continue reading Learn, Don’t Carry
British Bloodlines Unraveled
A wee fraction of my forebears, strictly along the paternal line, hailed from the continent of Europe.Yet the rest of my lineage is overwhelmingly British and Irish, one might say.And do I concern myself with this? Not much, for it has not bestowed upon me riches or contentment. I still meander through life, seeking some … Continue reading British Bloodlines Unraveled
Unmasking Tory Intrigues
Jacob Rees-Mogg was a bit of an odd character, you know. When he first showed up, he was all about putting on airs and acting fancy, but truth be told, he was just a good laugh.Then, thanks to that vote in 2016, he suddenly became important. Yeah, the second biggest tory joke since the early … Continue reading Unmasking Tory Intrigues
Crying out…
My joy's a bit muddled by sorrow, you see. Those tears of happiness well up when I witness the brave British rescue services pulling drowning asylum seekers to safety, all the while defying the reckless government's orders.It's wise to teach your child what a fool looks like.I'd like to declare this isn't a war, but … Continue reading Crying out…
Expand Minds, Defy Tyrants
In the pursuit of knowledge, when we allow our intellects to wander freely, we unlock the potential for profound growth. This journey of expanding our horizons isn't just an academic exercise; it's about grasping a deeper understanding of the world around us. It's akin to the unfolding of a delicate flower, each petal representing a … Continue reading Expand Minds, Defy Tyrants
Breaking News: Teen Conscription Controversy
The elites latest notion for the young folk involves giving teenagers a place to hang out – perhaps some cool youth clubs and dances to keep them out of mischief. They should get to enjoy themselves responsibly, after all.But alas, the Tories have hatched a rather curious idea: an optional teenage national conscription. Now that's … Continue reading Breaking News: Teen Conscription Controversy
A Fool's Handbook 