I've only gone and spotted a banger wedged in someone else's sofa, you know! Bit of a pickle, really.Now, I'm thinking, should I cautiously maneuver the sofa cushions to liberate the sausage? But hey, it ain't my sofa!Blimey, what's gotten into me? Maybe I should've just left well enough alone, you know, respected my mate's … Continue reading I spied a sausage
What if our old Monkey King was still kickin' about, eh? What would he reckon?He might have a moan about those daft pigs, swiggin' pints without a doubt.Them demons causin' chaos, scaring folks all over the land, he'd probably think it's high time to lend a hand.Summon his old cloudy ride, shoot up to the … Continue reading Monkey King’s Modern Adventures
In the twilight's somber embrace, as the melancholic shadows danced upon the canvas of my garden, a singular event occurred that ignited the dormant embers of my heart—none other than the appearance of a crow. Ah, dear reader, permit me to recount this most extraordinary occurrence with the wit and charm befitting the finest tales … Continue reading It’s that bleeding crow again…
A Fool's Handbook 