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I spied a sausage

A fabric sofa covered in garish cushions that are designed to lift up various body parts for sexy sexy times

I've only gone and spotted a banger wedged in someone else's sofa, you know! Bit of a pickle, really.Now, I'm thinking, should I cautiously maneuver the sofa cushions to liberate the sausage? But hey, it ain't my sofa!Blimey, what's gotten into me? Maybe I should've just left well enough alone, you know, respected my mate's … Continue reading I spied a sausage →

Felix Wylde Daily Nonsense Leave a comment 2023-09-202023-10-29 1 Minute
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