Mysterious Tory

What will your life be like in three years?

Didn’t it used to be five years? Have we got less time to plan our lives? Who decided that one? I missed that memo.

Mind you, I missed the one about five years ago. I think I might’ve been living rather than planning my life.

How the hell should I know! I thought I’d be a father of two growing older with..! Don’t ask me to predict what horrors there could be because cruelty and greed took your fancy in Johnson’s breed.

So the answer is I don’t know, it’s the only one that fits with reality. Maybe try it yourself, or you might miss the catastrophic collapse of the old empire into shitty rivers and bad breath.

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