The recent empirical validation of the Backrooms, a complex network of extradimensional spaces, has revolutionized multidisciplinary scientific research, presenting unprecedented evidence of quantum irregularities and anomalous biological entities.
What will your life be like in three years? Didn't it used to be five years? Have we got less time to plan our lives? Who decided that one? I missed that memo.Mind you, I missed the one about five years ago. I think I might've been living rather than planning my life.How the hell … Continue reading Mysterious Tory
In a world turned apocalyptic, your dwelling fades,Act as one untethered, where no home cascades.When chaos reigns, your treasures may betray,Shine not too brightly, lest you lead astray.A sturdy staff, your steadfast guide in strife,Ensure its strength, your safeguard in this life.Keep humanity's flame ablaze, burning bright,In turmoil's grasp, we'll persevere, unite.This counsel, for the … Continue reading In the event of an apocalypse
TW: Mentioning eugenics in a way that would make far-right nutjobs fume for no good reason.
Well, sometimes you just have to shed a tear, or you'll end up laughing your head off, don't ya?So, when does that old saying "you've gotta laugh, or you'd cry" go a bit too far? When does the laughter stop, and you're left feeling all miserable?When your family gets caught up in the dodgy dealings … Continue reading Tufton Tories, cry or laugh?
TW: Inevitable deaths from governmental incompetence and cruelty I've mentioned before that I'm getting on a bit, not quite the oldest generation but next in line, Generation X.Right now, there's a bit of a mini hurricane going on in my part of England, and someone's wheelie bin might just tip over. This is the everyday … Continue reading Ghost of Santa
Trigger Warning: May inflame people suffering from gammon. Across the pond, they've got Trump; over here in the UK, it seems we might be dealing with Truss. It's a bit bonkers, really. Liz Truss seems to have her eyes on the Tory leadership again.This rather misguided character, Truss, embodies a complete lack of self-awareness. Perhaps … Continue reading Truss and Tufton Madness
MENTAL HEALTH, DEPRESSION, GRIEF, TORIES This is a tale about a dear mate, won't spill the beans on their name or where they're from, 'cause this one's pretty personal. Let me just give you the lowdown without giving away any specifics.So, we're having a chinwag with LBC playing in the background. My pal had lost … Continue reading Lost Memories, Broken Hearts
I've got this mate, known 'em since forever. They're a quiet sort, bit on the spectrum, and not feeling too great.See, they've been wrestling with the blues, and it got even worse when they lost their partner of two decades to cancer. And here's the kicker, it all happened like a flash, and their partner … Continue reading Sympathy
A Fool's Handbook 