Who are your current most favorite people? I'm liking this bloke on PBS Spacetime, I think he's Australian. He pulls no punches with the maths and has a beard. Gotta love a beard.I'm liking Carol Vorderman, she's showing integrity, I like integrity. She doesn't take shit either, that's worthy of respect.I'm liking my son, he's … Continue reading Non-exhaustive list of people who should probably be in charge of stuff
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I don’t understand questions, sometimes
Name your top three pet peeves. I don't like stuff that punches down, unless it's unrelatable surrealism with early Tom and Jerry levels of violence. Not really a peeve, more a new level of demonic violence. The good will only punch up and even then it's rare. I'm not good, I will punch up, dance … Continue reading I don’t understand questions, sometimes
Mysterious Tory
What will your life be like in three years? Didn't it used to be five years? Have we got less time to plan our lives? Who decided that one? I missed that memo.Mind you, I missed the one about five years ago. I think I might've been living rather than planning my life.How the hell … Continue reading Mysterious Tory
LOUDEST POEM I KNOW, so far
Do you need time? What a strange question,how do we have time?Is it even possibleto possess it,floating guff cloudof infinite demise!I popped in here,just for a second,then died.Did some personal stuff,not publishable,you know...Did some public stuff,nothing fancy,polite, lawful and kind.Didn't stick to the rules,I stopped making moneyfor fools.I slowly watchedas the rockets flew past,the darkness … Continue reading LOUDEST POEM I KNOW, so far
Uncle Bert
Describe a family member. Back in the 80s I had a great uncle, in his 80s. He grumbled and muttered that he "may not be Buddha, but could try to act like one".He liked the Daily Star, right lefty but liked a good laugh. He saw world war 2, had a great time too, he … Continue reading Uncle Bert
In the mood to dance
What is your favorite form of physical exercise? I quite fancy a bit of exercise that gets the ol' hips wiggling, you know, keeping 'em nice and limber, giving life a little zing.I'm a fan when it does good things for the brain chemistry, you get that wild, primal motivation to keep you going.And there's … Continue reading In the mood to dance
Ignore this, it’s disgusting
What food would you say is your specialty? Food in me gob is me speciality, then in me tummy, then out me pooper. That's my specialty, and it's all you're gonna get out of me.I apologise for the vulgarity, I should have written belly.
Please shut the fkup
When you think of the word "successful," who's the first person that comes to mind and why? "Successful" is a bit of a fuzzy word in this title, it's quite a personal thing for most folks.I reckon the folks who reckon peace and happiness make for a successful life are the ones you don't hear … Continue reading Please shut the fkup
What can I do with two quid?
How much would you pay to go to the moon? Two quid, fly me up there First Group Buses, thanks. But it won't, will it. I'm stuck on planet earth and will never be able to afford to go to the moon. Why would I want to? I'm scared enough on a high hill, not … Continue reading What can I do with two quid?
Neighborly Wave & Understanding
What makes a good neighbor? According to an Aussie soap opera, it's all about waving and getting what's going on, you know...If I waved at my neighbors, I'd cross my fingers they'd get that I'm in some serious bother. But what if they reckon I've gone bonkers? Some folks think that, you know.I've got no … Continue reading Neighborly Wave & Understanding
A Fool's Handbook 