Mysterious Tory

What will your life be like in three years? Didn't it used to be five years? Have we got less time to plan our lives? Who decided that one? I missed that memo.Mind you, I missed the one about five years ago. I think I might've been living rather than planning my life.How the hell … Continue reading Mysterious Tory →

British European vs Tory Party

A man on a bicycle ride away on a European road with a floating corrupted union flag haunting him forever

I've blurted it out, finally! No worries about getting thrown in the slammer for saying it.Right now, I'm feeling prouder to be a British European than a little Englishman.Forget about politics; it's just a fact that I was born on the European continent.I can't fathom why some of the daftest folks around think that Britain … Continue reading British European vs Tory Party →

Thatcher’s Legacy and ’80s

A donkey with a can of something balancing on it's ear and a cactus string puppet system

Just had a spin on Heart 80s.Hear those wolves howling? They're just trying to find their pack.The '80s, a time when it felt like the rich were always getting the upper hand, thanks to the government.First past the post, it's been that way since the King stirred up trouble with Parliament and came up short.Will … Continue reading Thatcher’s Legacy and ’80s →

Brex-It or Wreck-It?

A black and white photo of 9 and a bits cunts laughing like psychos at nothing

Well, ain't Britain turned into a bit of a laugh with all that Brexit business, thanks to those Tory folks waving their blue and red flags?Mind you, the left's been having a proper giggle at Tory Britain for ages. We've had some cracking satire, a bit of ribbing, and even some days of serious thinking. … Continue reading Brex-It or Wreck-It? →

I want to be bored of politics

It's a possessed teddy bear in a storm of nuts

I reckon it'd be grand to be fed up with politics, wouldn't it? I mean, wouldn't it be just lovely if we could get on with our lives instead of watching those elites splurge our cash?No more fretting about the rich buying up our national treasures. What if we could defund these privately-owned public services … Continue reading I want to be bored of politics →

Ever tried to bake a cake with politics?

A Victoria sponge cake decorated with a unicorn in the colours of the British flag

Ever tried mucking about with politics and cake-making? Politicians, bless their souls, only really need to know politics. When they start ignoring the experts and blathering on like they're master bakers, it's like trying to whip up a Victoria sponge with words.Democracy, you see, is all about keeping power in check. It's not flawless, but … Continue reading Ever tried to bake a cake with politics? →

Lies, Legends, Clarity

Imagine a world where the flashiest political show-offs hog the limelight, their egos bigger than a hot air balloon at a parade. And then, just picture this: our reality taking a nosedive into a pit of untruths, all because fancy AI contraptions can whip up lies that look like the real deal. It's like truth … Continue reading Lies, Legends, Clarity →